If you need a website please use the commission form, detailing your requirements, and I will get back to you with a rough quote and timescale.  Then, if you decide to go ahead, I will draw up a full proposal, with mockup of site, which we can then hammer into shape until you get your perfect website.

A lot of my good sites have since been replaced with crappy Flash sites.  If you use Flash for full sites you're a mug and you're going to be knackered when HTML5 kicks its arse into submission.  Good luck with SEO too, you tossers.  Bwahaha...